What are your top beauty tips?
Start out perfect and don’t change a thing. Always accentuate your best features by pointing at them. And conceal your flaws by sucker punching anyone who has the audacity to mention them.
Never too old to learn from the Muppets.
And this:
“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.” - Miss Piggy
(via thatsnicebutimmarried)
Wonder if there’s trouble in paradise…
I only want him to be happy. specially with his birthday around the corner.
ok as much as otps are great can we just take a moment to appreciate brotps because just think about it. you’re just saying “wow i really love their friendship and the fact that they are friends and i think those two folks being friends is just great”
I’m starting
to see
a pattern
here
The Hero and the Ginger
(Source: ghosthug, via blackfoxnightmare)
Yeap, there IS trouble in paradise… I can sense it with my spidersenses!
when guys talk about how gross periods are i just laugh because guys have a floppy piece of flesh that gets hard and that’s pretty fuckin weird, bucko
(via doctorrose-andotherfandoms)